man, what an amazing thing the mind is
so miraclulous
But those are squares! The mind is delusional if it thinks those are circles. Sorry I had to point that out.
they aren’t the same size either
Don’t mind her, she has this thing where she HAS to point these things out. xD Like if you point at the ground in front of Jamie and go “look, it’s blue”, she’ll stand there for five seconds then go “…IT’S GREEN O.O” xD
It’s a winning trait, I swear. xD
(Source: robthehuman)
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welcome to my favoruite urbandictionary post ill be your guide
(via tixengardens)
do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you
(via curiouslyhigh)
Battery died when it was in my bag, ate a Word document I hadn’t saved. I went to check for an AutoRecovery file…found a note I wrote to a coworker a MONTH AGO in place of my seven pages of story notes.
*headdesk*
*headdesk headdesk headdesk*
I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.
teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology
I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.
(via awesomephilia)
gotta kawaii fast
This…seems to imply that Sonic and Hello Kitty…
(Source: newkidsonmycock11)
Just watched Robot & Frank. Did not expect it to terrify me as much as it did. But it made me realize something about myself. I’ve inflicted terrible things on my characters—mass murder, witnessed suicide, molestation, the whole gambit of terrible happenings. I’ve considered inflicting worse things. Tuberculosis, cancer. AIDS. I haven’t gone that far yet, but it’s been considered.
And I suddenly realized I wouldn’t ever use Alzheimer’s. Of all the fates I would contemplate for my so-called kids, that one is on the black list. It is probably the only thing on the black list, but the more I think about it, the more I cringe. I can’t even think about it. Never, never, never.
they should make a book of nothing but pictures like this called ‘men in business suits making out aggressively.’
i would subscribe.
I would have a copy in every room of my house.
Can we … Can we crowd fund this idea? I’ve seen far worse ideas on kickstarter…
(Source: digitaltimeline)
