I needed this.

curiouslyhigh:

holkie:

freywoo:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T GO TO THE OTHERKIN OR ANY POPULAR TAG

SOME DICK NUGGETS ARE SPAMMING SHOCK IMAGES AROUND AND NO

I’m serious, some fucked up shit is there, like animal abuse, EXTREME gore, scat, and just awful things.

So please, ignore these tags:

• otherkin
• …

My morbid curiosity got the better of me so I went and looked and this is untrue. Well, insofar as pretty much every tag sometimes gets slapped with the pain series or whatnot, but nothing too extreme.

I have nothing to do with, and rather tend to avoid otherkin, but this is basically someone saying put the otherkin tag on your tumblr savior so that you don’t have to see their posts. :/ That’s… about as fucky and backhanded as you can get.

*looks at list* So…basically they listed everything that squicked them. They even have Christianity, LGBT and Homestuck on their list. That’s ridiculous. Not that I tag-search, so I don’t care personally, but…still, that’s pretty underhanded.

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

I laughed so hard at this. Imagining chandeliers crushing random people in the audience.

thewintercynic:

bad-mojo:

yanagoya:

dooiepierlala:

Now you too can draw your own penis by following these 5 easy steps!

That or take a penis screencap from porn and trace it. I promise you, chances of getting caught are low. 

i hope that commentary is ironic because seriously

tracing a penis

that is the most ridiculous thing i have read today sorry

> That or take a penis screencap from porn and trace it. I promise you, chances of getting caught are low.

Ahahahahahahahaha what

That comment is not comforting, considering the source. But the reference is appreciated.

Turtle’s claimed my afghan.

curiouslyhigh:

invadertwonkie:

kiss-my-aspergers:

arboresqu:

thisisabust:

diirawringly:

sardonicpuppeteer:

davidstrider:

davidstrider’s name means: 1) Gone down the wrong path in life. 2) Shotacon.

sardonicPuppeteer’s name means: 1) A failure at life. 2) Likes homo.

…

Yeah pretty much.

diirawringly’s name means: 1) Good for nothing. 2) Pure moe~

….Sure why not. Uguu and shit.

thisisabust’s name means: 1) Makes miracles occur! 2) To cosplay badly.

CRIES

arboresqu’s name means: 1) To cry alone. 2) To go broke buying anime figures.

replace “anime figures” with “herbal teas” and ye basically

Kiss-My-Aspergers’s name means:

1) Everyone’s favorite tweeter.

2) To gain a harem.

…OH MY GOD

uh…

i went by invadertwinkie when i was first watching invader zim back in my early internettes days of 2002

now

ten fucking years later

i uh…

still use it.

but now it is twonkie because some of my dethklok friends and i were talking like WOLL SMOTH and TWONKIE stuck instead of twinkie

real tawk.

invadertwonkie’s name means: 1) To do nothing. 2) Has no friends.

Nothing has ever been more true.

It’s a Lore F. Sjoberg Lore Brand Comics reference. I got sick of going by a different internet moniker and decided WHY NOT ZOIDBERG CURIOUSLY HIGH!?

CuriouslyHigh’s name means: 1) Everyone’s favorite tweeter. 2) A defective product.

xandra-sama’s name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) To have no special characteristics

…At least one of those is true. x’D

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I agree with your best bet being to go up there and ask the person who hired you when you will be starting. Even large employers will hire someone and then not have them start for a few weeks. So don’t go into full-out panic yet! ;)

Agh, but that’s the problem—the manager runs between three stores, and nobody ever knows when she shows up. So catching her is hit and miss. And, it’s a small business, privately owned, so nothing is based on policy or standard, it’s just whenever she can get around to it. @_@; I’m going up there today to stake the place out—one of the girls I know up there is on today, I can hang out with her—but maybe I can catch her.

i totally know how that feels. it took me nearly three weeks to start on the job i have now. sometimes things come up and people are people. going up there is your best move.

I’m glad it isn’t just me. I guess I’m just used to starting automatically in a job, but…a visit couldn’t hurt. Hell, most of the staff knows me now. Thanks for the reassurance, Dan.

4am. I was asleep for exactly 20 minutes. Then I woke up having a panic attack, realizing it’s June 1st, I was chosen for the job of my dreams, and the manager still hasn’t called me to schedule my training. On Monday, it will be two weeks since I was ‘hired’. Still no paperwork signed. No other job in the neighborhood is hiring, and every other possible job is a shithole except this one.

I literally almost had a heart attack worrying over this. That’s not okay.

A friend told me he had to wait three months to start a job he was hired for—and that the normal wait would have been a month. Shit happens. I shouldn’t be worried, I should be trying to enjoy what little ‘free’ time I have left. But all I can think about is what will happen if she suddenly changes her mind. If she’s already changed her mind, and the whole ‘family emergency’ bit really is just a brush off.

Going up there today to stake the place out. That way, when the manager walks in and is surprised to see me sitting there, I can tell her I have literally no other place to be but there…so we might as well get the show on the road. If she doesn’t walk in, I’ll leave her another freaking note. I don’t want to be annoying, but I also don’t want to be sitting by the phone anymore.

Because I can’t take another question of ‘how’s that new job?’, and I can’t take looking at my empty bank account, knowing I’m accruing yet more bills, and worrying the people I love because this woman for some reason can’t get back to me.

My heart literally cannot take this. It feels like my chest is gonna crack open.